A Cheesy Tune…

Hello. You know when you’re living with someone, a significant husband/girlfriend or boyfriend/wife, you think something’s gone missing you often blame then when actually the story is somewhat different? Maybe you left the thing on the bus, maybe it’s in your coat pocket, or maybe you didn’t eat that last piece of your favourite cheese after all. Well, here’s a song about men being f**kwits with added cheese puns….

Having said that, yesterday I was, like, totally vexed as to the whereabouts of my headphones. And then my wife pulled a tangled web of wires from her coat pocket and put them on the table. There were four earpieces. Yes, she had taken my headphones. But then she did apologise directly using the power of speech rather than bang on about it in a song, so who’s the better person. You decide.*

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*It’s her, obviously.

The Importance of Self Reliance (NSFW)

THE IMPORTANCE OF SELF RELIANCE: My plan to bring world peace is 100% guaranteed or your money back. A stupid song for stupid times…. parental advisory content… don’t share with your kids, or show my mum. Thanks.

I wrote this a while ago, but it can be constantly updated and after resting it from my live set for a long time I played it recently and the audience seemed to love it. So I hastily recorded a version. Hope you enjoy it – you can get the song on Bandcamp, Spotify and iTunes etc.

All best.

Matt

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Ed Sheeran’s Number One

Hello everyone. While recording my latest song, Ed Sheeran’s Number One, I thought I’d run my camera. And, lo, I have created a BBC Four Greatest Albums Ever type video to accompany the tune which you can also buy here or listen to for free here.

It’s not anti-Ed. I ain’t got no beef with Ed, it’s just quite a ludicrous situation. And a nice tune. Have a listen…

Echo Chamber – Free Download

Hello! I’ve recorded a little song about social media echo chambers, so I called it Echo Chamber. Have a listen and download it for free…

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a short album about stuff

It’s here at last. I’m really proud of this; it’s not an out and out comedy record, just a mix of songs I really like. It’s been lovingly recorded, mixed and mastered. Have a listen, hope you enjoy it…

 

 

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