You Are The One (a bit of a new song…)

Hello! I recently got my acoustic guitar repaired (the electrics were in bits) and set up (I have no idea how to look after my guitars) by a nearby expert John Procter. Should have got it sorted ages ago, but delighted that I now have a guitar that is much easier to play and sounding great.

To celebrate I’ve busted out a bit of a new tune. I’m working on some to release later this year and they are mostly slightly wonky love songs. The usual nonsense….

Thanks and if you aren’t following me on Spotify then please do – there’s loads of tunes on there many of which have been properly recorded rather than knocked up in this mess of an office/studio/junkyard.

Matt

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A Cheesy Tune…

Hello. You know when you’re living with someone, a significant husband/girlfriend or boyfriend/wife, you think something’s gone missing you often blame then when actually the story is somewhat different? Maybe you left the thing on the bus, maybe it’s in your coat pocket, or maybe you didn’t eat that last piece of your favourite cheese after all. Well, here’s a song about men being f**kwits with added cheese puns….

Having said that, yesterday I was, like, totally vexed as to the whereabouts of my headphones. And then my wife pulled a tangled web of wires from her coat pocket and put them on the table. There were four earpieces. Yes, she had taken my headphones. But then she did apologise directly using the power of speech rather than bang on about it in a song, so who’s the better person. You decide.*

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*It’s her, obviously.

The Importance of Self Reliance (NSFW)

THE IMPORTANCE OF SELF RELIANCE: My plan to bring world peace is 100% guaranteed or your money back. A stupid song for stupid times…. parental advisory content… don’t share with your kids, or show my mum. Thanks.

I wrote this a while ago, but it can be constantly updated and after resting it from my live set for a long time I played it recently and the audience seemed to love it. So I hastily recorded a version. Hope you enjoy it – you can get the song on Bandcamp, Spotify and iTunes etc.

All best.

Matt

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Ed Sheeran’s Number One

Hello everyone. While recording my latest song, Ed Sheeran’s Number One, I thought I’d run my camera. And, lo, I have created a BBC Four Greatest Albums Ever type video to accompany the tune which you can also buy here or listen to for free here.

It’s not anti-Ed. I ain’t got no beef with Ed, it’s just quite a ludicrous situation. And a nice tune. Have a listen…